Will Shuester (Matthew Morrison) has committed several war crimes, regular crimes, and ethically horrendous crimes against humanity. It is truly a wonder that he isn’t locked up in federal prison, counting down the days until he is fried to a crisp by the electric chair or executed by lethal injection. I cannot begin to explain the years of psychotherapy I would have to endure just to get back to my old self, before I decided to watch the series and ultimately expose myself to the traumatic rapping of this 40 year old teacher and his perverted fixation on high schoolers. There are other morally questionable things about this show that would take hours to unpack and investigate, but the main thing that needs to be said is that Will should be sent to Guantanamo Bay.