David Bloch

That was stupid, illogical, chaotic and without any charm. To give you an idea of the style: Early doors the chaos goes to the US Mexico border and the eco terrorist woman puts a gun in the captains face and orders him around aggressively. The interaction is strange, and stranger still when it's shown that captain Lockjaw has a huge erection. It continues from there.

Read Roger Ebert’s analysis. Far more succinct than I can write, but in brief, the film was implausible, and had no energy. I love a spy thriller and I loved the movie’s premise, but it really wasn’t good. Slow, grey and never caught fire.