As a connoisseur of media for over 37 years 3 months and 27 days, I have never once in my life come across something that made me well up in the same way that Micheal Morbin did.
In all my life, I have strived to find a cinematic experience upon the same level of this, fantastic, orgasmic film.
Personal highlights include:
When he says “it’s morbin’ time”
The vigorous freaky scene 😫😫😫😫😫😫 of him and the hulk (mark ruffalo ((gurthy)) )
The tentacle scene
When America chavy from dr strange: multiverse of mid comes out of the toilet, kisses Micheal’s wee wee.
Best highlights:
When he says “it’s morbin time”
When the ninja turtles come out of morbius’s ear and scream “PIZZA” (specifically Michelangelo).
When Micheal Morbin VIII eats Eminem (Marshal Mathers) and gains his powers. This prompts him to sing hit song “rap god” at 20 morbillion times speed.
When Micheal is caught by Walt and jesser (from hit show 🅱️reaking 🅱️ad (watch on Netflix (today) ) ) touching his own wee wee and they say “jesser” and leaves, refusing to elaborate further, leaving morbus with wee wee in hand.
*end of highlights*
In conclusion:
By the end of the morbie, once Micheal Morby had morbed his morbemies, I found my morbussy tingling far morb than it ever morbin’ had bemorb. I would recommend this movie to: all living entities ever on this mothermorbin planet and morbin universe.