Brian Applegate

I've seen a lot of garbage horror movies in my time, but good Lord. This is one of the worst films of any genre that I've ever subjected myself to. This is the only movie I've ever reviewed, and if this prevents another living creature from making the mistake of watching, then it has been entirely worth my time to write this. I rented this movie for $6, but would rather have paid to have a hot fork stabbed into my leg, at least that wouldn't have lasted for almost 2 hours.

I strongly recommend turning the narrator off and also turning voice volume down to 0 in settings. I almost quit playing an hour in because narration was excessive. All NPCs literally speak gibberish and the narrator acts like a translator. Cut scenes and dialogue are a constant chore, but the gameplay (when uninterrupted) is fun and the game is beautiful on the XSX.