Joseph Hayman

I couldn’t handle it—I had to walk out of Snow White 2025 before I lost my mind. One star? Forget that, if I could give this trainwreck zero stars, I’d do it in a second. This movie’s a complete disaster. The story’s a jumbled mess, like they let a toddler write it, and the lines sounded like trash someone tried to polish and couldn’t. The acting’s so lifeless I’ve seen more from a mannequin. And Snow White? How is she the ugly one? No spark, no charm, just a dull lump dragging across the screen. The dwarves deserved better than this garbage. The effects look like they were pulled from a broken old game console, and the music—ugh, it’s like a screeching racket crossed with a dying animal. This isn’t a film, it’s a nightmare. I’d rather stare at a wall than watch that again.