Adam Bilonick

Hilarious movie. Mark my words. This will go down as a “Goblin 2” in the annuls of terribly good film. I’ve not looked this up and am only guessing…. I almost don’t want to know if I’m not correct, but I strongly believe that this film was written, produced and directed by gen z’ers. Even Mel Gibson was assigned a gen z acting coach for the role. At every turn… the terrible acting, the painfully terrible dialogue which seemed like they were reading off of a teleprompter or like being fed through an ear piece, it was non stop laughter. Legendarily terrible. I loved it.

I NEVER review films. Movies are art and as such, who is a person to say what is good art or bad art. But in this case, I feel compelled. I would like to call it a train wreck, but a train wreck would actually be more interesting than this piece of pretentious, awfully written, ill conceived, pointless piece of garbage. It was so awful that I’m considering cancelling my Netflix subscription.