This movie WAS my childhood, right up there with Teletubbies and Barney!
I was overcome with emotions of awe, beauty, and terror from the GLORIOUS CGI, which inspired me to scoop my left eyeball out while watching it and feed it to my fish.
Tears of joy and horror streamed from my remaining eye as I kept watching. The incoherent plot development, random character entrances and exits, and sheer RADIANCE of the movie made the tears gush from that one eyeball. I cried so much water that my body ran out of it and I started crying blood, instead!
But the tears stopped when the angelic Globglogabgalab graced the screen! MY HEART WAS LITERALLY STILLED BY HIS RADIANCE-- IT STOPPED BEATING! His fat, naked slug body undulated across the creepy basement so beautifully that I was moved to gain 500 pounds in just my legs and sneak into my neighbor's basement so I could learn the Globglogabgalab's enchanting and mysterious ways.
And don't let me forget the UTTERLY MELODIOUS AND UTTERLY TERRIFYING MUSIC of this masterful movie! Again, I was so moved that I sliced off my ears, carved out all the other ear parts inside my head, put them in a golden box inside of a golden bag inside of a golden mouse, blended it all up in my Vitamix, and DRANK IT AS A SCRUMPTIOUS AND DELIGHTFUL SMOOTHIE AS I CONTINUED TO WATCH THE MOVIE!
So, all in all, this SPLENDID AND HORRIFYING film about a little otter-weasel-boy who walks around in a creepy mansion caused me to lose my left eye, all of the water in my body, the function of my heart, and my ears and their insides! If you want the same to happen to you, I would recommend this movie, 10/10!!!!!!!