Wow, where do I even start with Call of Cthulhu? If youโre looking for a game that makes you question reality, this is it โ but not in the way youโd want. The real horror here is trying to stay awake while playing it. Youโd think with a name like Call of Cthulhu, theyโd actually deliver on the whole โpsychological horrorโ thing. But nope, this is more like a psychological snooze-fest.
The characters? Oh, theyโre a joy to interact with โ if you love lifeless, awkwardly animated mannequins who spout the same tired dialogue over and over again. The plot? Itโs as disjointed as a puzzle with missing pieces. Youโll spend more time scratching your head than feeling any sort of tension.
And the controls? Well, letโs just say if youโre looking for an exercise in frustration, look no further. Trying to get through this game is like pushing a boulder uphill โ except the boulder is your will to live, and the hill is made of bad design choices.
If you thought psychological horror was about subtle terror and mental unease, Call of Cthulhu will definitely mess with your mind. Youโll wonder how on earth anyone thought this was a good idea, let alone worth playing. But hey, if youโre into poorly executed games with zero payoff, this one's for you!
In short, if you're planning to spend your time on a psychological horror game, do yourself a favor and call in sick instead of playing this mess. You'll be much better off