jodie brown

How this game can get a single star above 1 is beyond me. The entire game is exactly the same: • ride around on a horse that seems to be determined to crash into every obstacle possible despite which direction you direct him in, you will literally spend more time beating this horse than the bosses just to make it move forward • after around half an hour of walking around aimlessly trying to find a boss using a sword that tells you a general direction to move in and a map that is 60% clouds, you’ll get a cut scene of a colossus generally being angry • you’ll then take a further 10 minutes climbing up walls or the colossus itself to stab him a few times before he dies (btw you’ll do this 16 times as this is the entire concept of the game). Your character will spend 90% of his time on the floor if you make one mistake too as the bosses don’t give you time to get up before charging you again so be prepared to wait around for that too. That’s literally it, no story line other than “hey imma kill these dudes to bring this girl back to life”. Oh and also be prepared to fight with the camera the whole time so you can actually see something. Literally one of the worst games I’ve ever played, honestly just save your money and get the last guardian instead.