Louis_n31

This movie might genuinely be the worst piece of media produced in a century. I am appalled and ashamed that I devoted 2 hours of my time to this heaping trash fire. The utter gall to release this to any audience, even a frothing pack of preteens, should be punishable to the fullest extent of the law.

This movie was very entertaining. I enjoyed the part where Edward called Bella his spidermonkey. I think that spiders and monkeys are both cool animals, and so I enjoyed the combination of both of them into one. Correction: I have just googled it and found out that spidermonkeys are actually a real animal, and so this film is not only great narratively but also very instructive. I will be watching the sequels and hope that I can find out more about the fauna that inhabits our beautiful blue sphere.