Makayla Pearson

this show really makes me feel much better about myself. unfortunately, i myself struggle with a raging addiction. first i will go and step around in mud and then i will travel to my bathroom (making sure to step in dirt and dust), where my bathtub is full of 30 large tubs of cream cheese but ONLY the philadelphia kind. when money is tight, i will buy 15 tubs and water them down. then i proceed to soak and marinate my toes in the tub for a few hours. then i will remove them from the tub and lick them clean. then i'll make a few bagels and things with my toe cream cheese and i will eat the delicious food. my addiction has gotten to the point where i will bring in dirt from my backyard and sprinkle it on the floors so that more will get on my toes. i have a few framed bagels from my favorite batches of toe cheese, and i will be passing them on to my offspring.