Mairead Wherity

I am appalled. Disturbed even. I am genuinely gonna take Trump's advice, drink some bleach and shine a beam of sunlight up my butthole. The way Jack's character in itself made me feel filthy. I spent the last hour and a half saying "ew, disgusting, gross, stop touching her". My vocabulary has grown tenfold in thinking of words to describe Jack, but the one word that so clearly encapsulates it, is foul. Absolutely foul. And for the love of all that is good, take that scarf OFF. I just KNOW it smells like egg salad and toe jam. It's going to take an ungodly amount of showers to scrub the heinous vision of Jack giving Kathy Hot Frosty backshots, with his brain capacity of a 6 year old. Also the way he had to justify that his date was the adult woman fully confirms to me that he explored the middle schoolers bodies. To all those who enjoyed this movie I ask, are you ok? There is no way in hell anyone should've put this above a 1 star. Once I am done writing this, I'm going to take a steel sponge to my eyes and sell my soul to the devil just to become the person I was an hour and a half ago. All in all, no words can describe the utter disgust and discomfort I felt as I thugged this wish.com type film out. Stay safe out there.