I don't know how this film can have such a stellar roll call of British talent and be such godawful festering drivel. It's wooden and slow and twee and unoriginal and dull as the proverbial dishwater.
This incredible cast have been catapulted into a feature length version of Death in Paradise or Midsomer Murders.
It's poorly directed and the acting is awkward and hammy.
How the mighty are fallen. I hope they paid them handsomely.
