Lauren Kwok

A big fat scrumdiddlyumptious nothing burger

Dude this batman is some of the chonkiest trash I've ever seen. And I've seen Michelle Pfeiffer lick Michael Keaton's face so don't test me. I'll try and explain why but honestly this movie turned my brain into bread crumbs so but whatever here goes The plot was weak at best, but also overcrowded, but it sure didn't need to take a whole 3 hrs (3 hrs of my life I'll never get back 😭) most of the screen time can be attributed to long awkward pauses, slo mo dialogue, and batman reading out of his emo journal. All the best batman characters (like Gordon and alfred) where made uninteresting and unhelpful. All acting was monotone... and all scenes for that matter. The script writing was lazy and lumpy, a 7 yr old could of written that script. The music was good but... totally out of sync with everything else. Made it sort of seem overdone. This movie was so boring I stopped to stare at my friend's profile for a while, then the ceiling, because LITERALLY ANYTHING was less boring than the movie. Car chase scene was good tho, excellent actually. But not none nearly excellent enough for what I paid to get a ticket. I just nnnnnnn rrrrrrrr aaauuuuuuuauauaua this movie is REEEe don't watch it, not even out of curiosity, save yourselves