FatHippo Patumus

Clutch powers put the butter back in my croissant. It filled the void, gaping hole of sadness in my life. With that grin, those beautiful eyes, and deep voice I was restored. No longer a man walking aimlessly on this earth, I am now a prophet of clutch powers. I spend my days spreading the word of clutch powers to underprivileged children. Clutch it! Clutch it is what they say. Grind on their faces, happy that they too have found a purpose. Clutch is love, clutch is life.

Monkey see monkey do, monkey be all over you.

Naruto is the single most important show I have ever watched in my entire life. I used to dislike anime but i started this without knowing how long it truly was. I have now watched all things related to Naruto and continue to watch boruto. Naruto has taught me everything there is to know and understand life. This shows gave me a good look in the mirror and taught me how to find my purpose. This show hits me deep, having a rough and traumatic upbringing myself. It truly teaches you to never give up, follow your dreams, and no matter what, become what you want to be. Get what you want out of life. Life is unfair, and some people are born with advantages. But like life, each character in the show has their own struggles. Each character is highly developed and connected. The determination and motivation this show brings is unmatched. The deep philosophical quotes, understandablle villains, insane fights, and pure suffering make this show the best thing ever. I do believe that there are shows with better stories, graphics, and much more when compared to naruto. However, my favorite show does not have to be the best show. Naruto is my favorite and will forever be my favorite for it had such a large impact on my life that I would never be the same without it. I love Naruto.

Instead of repeating other reviews or giving a summary I just want to thank this film for what it has given me. I have watched this film at least 10 times and the pure nostalgia and happiness it brings is beautiful. I can feel like a kid again where there were no worries and days filled with joy. Thank you for all the great memories, laughs, and funny moments with my friends trying to imitate the voices of characters and practice our horrible kung fu moves.

Decided to watch this as a joke but was instantly hooked. I don’t want to go to far so I’ll call this film the Mona Lisa. A modern day treasure that has yet been discovers by the media. If you have the time, watch this and you will be rethinking every chair you’ve ever sat in

A cinematic masterpiece. Modern day Mona Lisa. A true gem in a dying film industry. Velocipastor has shook me to my roots with beautiful romance, toe curling action, and impressive cgi. Not only did the velocipastor teach me a lesson, it gave me a reason to live. A reason to get up each day and get back to my McDonalds shift, yelling at Peter for salting the fries. Only velicpastor will show you the true meaning of life.

I’m sitting in the movie theatre right now waiting for the post credit scene, and I am unbelievably disappointed. Horrible

PLEASE READ Before you start this movie I would like to say that this movie, in my opinion, is actually just as interesting, helpful, and important as this comment you are reading right now. I just wasted 10 seconds of your life that could’ve been used to say your dying words. So don’t waste 1hr 37 minutes on a movie so useless.