Kyle Hawk

This is truly unwatchable, and would be best redeployed as a portrayal of entertainment loved by the masses in an updated and most poignant remake of the movie "Idiocracy". It is quite emblematic in its own right as consummate testimony to the fact that entertainment has, in and of itself, become a wasteland. Before attempting to obliterate this travesty from my memory, I must pay homage to the time wasted watching it through this review. Remember this? -Narrator: The #1 movie in America was called "Ass." And that's all it was for 90 minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay.

Cringe, just awful. The contestants even seem like they are embarrassed. Dialogue from "cheffy" was tiresome, clunky, and humorless. Challenges were uninteresting and not well conceived. Set is overproduced and needlessly wasteful, extravagant only in being tacky and impractical. I cannot envision a target demographic that would find this show in any way entertaining or useful.