I am profoundly grateful for how this masterpiece perfectly mirrors my innermost thoughts, cherished values, and unwavering beliefs. I was shown this movie as an infant as it calmed me down and lulled me to peaceful slumber. I've continually watched it throughout my childhood before bedtime!
In all seriousness, I am at a loss for words regarding this movie. The writer must be deeply deranged, and the director deserves nothing less than a place in a mental asylum. Should you dare to watch it, be warned: your eyes will cry out for bleach to cleanse the horrific images burned into them.
