Steve D. – Google

I realize this film is 29 years old but wow, is it ever terrible. The video game is far removed from the film. Admittedly hard to watch bond films in reverse, going back to this Brosnan series after watching the Daniel Craig variety is laughable. The acting & story pacing is almost comedic it's so unbelievable. I'm sure I skipped at least 15 minutes worth of make-out scenes & it still felt obnoxiously long.

Such a ridiculous attempt at a reboot, is it seriously just about money at this point? They can't actually have thought to themselves, "this will be a quality show!" One episode is all you need to see, they bring back Eric & Donna, Kelso & Jackie for brief cameos, but the show centers on their kids now? It's laughable how bad the casting was for that ensemble. Not a single acting talent between the 5 or 6 of them. They obviously had to make sure every race was represented during the era of woke cancel culture. None of them can act, they have zero chemistry & the dialogue comes off as if written by an actual 13 year old. It's embarrassing. I've never sat so dead-pan straight-faced during a sitcom viewing in my life.

This film catches you so off guard. Bale and Damon perform incredibly well together, and the story is extremely well laid out and cohesive. Just enough character development so you're fully invested. A phenomenal story and finally a NEW story from Hollywood. Original, creative and fresh. You can fully, emotionally invest in this film, the acting and cinematography is flawless. It's unfortunately not 100% accurate to the real stories of Ken Miles / Shelby, but what can you expect from Hollywood really.

Short and sweet, the opposite of this movie! If you have a night to kill sure throw it on but wow, talk about a slow burn for nothing. This doesn't even come close to one of Tarantino's best. Completely over-hyped, all it does is dance around some implied Charles Manson story, ending on a mild climax that feels like the middle part of a movie. Tarantino rips around too many characters and irrelevant B stories to make this cohesive. Underwhelming for how much media attention it received. At best, it's a nostalgia film for people who grew up in the 70's. This movie will keep you company while you drink (a lot).

Serious, dark, extremely violent, acting is high quality. There are some parts that are fairly bad, but nothing that isn't par for the course in a Marvel movie over the last 10 years. One section drags monotonously long to convey a "family reunion," & the finale climax is somehow more over-the-top than some Avengers climaxes. Beyond unbelievable, but this is Marvel (steadily declining). IMDb & Rotten Tomatoes have become so irrelevant to movie ratings it's not even funny. This film has the same Rotten Tomatoes rating (80% critic) as She Hulk Attorney at law. There is no valid reason for a show like She Hulk to exist, it's so mind-blowingly garbage it's insulting to Marvel as a whole. Google reviews are far more accurate to public ratings. So overall, Black Widow is a solid 4-star film in today's era. She deserved this film 6 years ago.

I thought this had to be a joke when I saw it on Disney+, it couldn't possibly be real. There's no way any production studio on Earth would actually green-light something this stupid. But they did. & it's rated 2 stars on Google, because it's absolute garbage. If you spend time out of your life watching this, there is something deeply wrong with you. I also can't even imagine wanting to be involved in this project. Career suicide.

I thought the original Thor was the worst MCU film, this is close. I'm astounded they couldn't improve upon the series. It also makes absolutely no sense how well done the Iron Man series is in comparison. If you're rewatching the MCU saga you can easily skip Thor 1 & 2. It will not impact your comprehension of the story arch whatsoever! Natalie Portman & her House Bunny sidekick are dreadful to watch. It's not like Natalie Portman can't act, so I would attribute this to abysmal directing & screenplay. The effects are also garbage for a 2013 film. When you consider Iron Man 3, Man of Steel, & Star Trek of the same year, it's honestly laughable how low budget the film looks & sounds. It has a listed budget of $150-270M cause no one knows what they spent it on. The twist at the end with Loki also has such an eye rolling defeatist tone to it, like let's kill this character (Jk he's just a double "cause magic") & he's still alive scheming for the throne. The pacing is terrible, they put a mini climax before the climax finale. It's impossible to care about this film even under the pretense that it's just supposed to be a "fun ride."