Octonauts. What can I say about Octonauts? To start, it is easily the greatest thing to grace screens across the world, via YouTube or kids programming or my 20 inch pe- TV. Octonauts has had such an impact on the furry community, with characters such as Shellington and Kwazii being over, well, you know, by the whole internet multiple times. The Vegimals are better than anything Shakespear has written and would beat ur dad in a fight. Peso the penguin has a 6 incher, and I'm not talking Subway.... ;). Cpt. Barnacle has an enhanced vernacular, so much so, that his intelligence with words would net him a slot on the Hub's writing board for all of their strange tweets. Dashi, the dog, is hilarious on screen and I hope in the remake, they make her character go to Afghanistan during the war (for extra character development). Tweak the rabbit has dominated Twitter and Tumblr due to the fact that rabbits aren't actually green. Professor Inkling did it before Splatoon you spineless cowards. Admit that the Professor is the height of epicness and cool person-ness. In the Above-and-Beyond off-series, which I have never seen or heard of in mah life, they add a monkey, which is cool cuz monkeys are awesome :)))). I also found out that each Vegimal is themed after a sin: Tunip, the main vegimal, is full of itself, representing Pride, Sharchini, the rarest vegimal, is envious of Tunip, representing Envy, Halibeet, the most fat one (even though it is not by a large margin) represents Gluttony, Tominnow is red, ergo he represents Wrath, Grouber is a smelly man, therefore: Sloth, and lastly, and Codish is the last one, so he gets to represent Greed. All of these are truthful, do not look it up. PESO MISSES THE RAGEโ๏ธโ๏ธ I am Alex Bale but for the Octonauts. Lastly, I will talk about the besterest character: the Colossal Squid from Season 2, Episode 1. He is a representation of the Octonauts going insane from living underwater. He is not the same size as a real Colossal Squid >:( and he is purple. This shows that the crew are in fact dead and they died. But hey, that's... JUST A THEORY. A GAAAAME THEORY!
- Smartest man alive