Heart Eyes has a decent premise destroyed by not being able to decide if it's a thriller, a love story, a comedy or a who done it. Added together that equals an (unintended) tragedy of a film.
It starts strong, with some fun kills and establishing the Heart Eyes legend. It ends with the most contrived and ridiculous reveal ever (no spoilers here). In between you've got characters making even dumber decisions than is the norm for the horror genre. The writers must have compromising pictures of the producers or director to get this script greenlit. But it's not just them.
The direction (and decisions make by the director) are so over the top it's distracting. For example, when the killer walks there's a bass "thump" with each step...on grass, on concrete, on hardwood, on carpet, on and on and on.
If you feel the need to punish a date, this is the movie for you. Heart Eyes should be out of the theaters and streaming by just after Valentine's day, although I'd advise you not to waste an hour and a half of your life watching it at home.
One Star