Maybe if I just wanted some violent movie I didn't have to pay attention to playing in the background while I was doing chores this movie would be good.... HOWEVER.
Tbh, I only watched this movie for Mads Mikkelsen because he is a gorgeous gorgeous man and a fantastic actor. In fact, he was the only great actor in the entire movie. Everyone else is needlessy extra and we never find out why. Does it contribute to the film? Not at all! All the acting performances of the supporting cast is so unnatural and stiff, the characters lack nuance and their relationships are never built on. The entire film is tastelessly predictable
ALSO why are the lotion noises so loud??????? like bruv I ain't watching a damn cartoon, tone it down a notch.
The plot is so forced, this film is just some John Wick wannabe. And the tonal whiplash is /terrible/ - the subtle moodiness and overall dismal feeling of Mads' character and life is thrown back and forth like a wet rag with needlessly wacky villains who lack personalities and motivation.
Not good :( unless you like watching films for sex and violence, this movie has very little to offer besides Mads looking absolutely scrumptious </3