Noah Mocharski

Once upon a time, in a faraway land where originality is but a myth, Hollywood waved its magic wand and turned Snow White into a cinematic dumpster fire. Let's start with the casting. Snow White? More like Snow Slightly Beige. not a single apple in sight could have saved this performance. And the Evil Queen? Oh, she’s evil alright… for making us sit through two hours of overacted villainy that makes a Saturday morning cartoon look Oscar-worthy. The dwarfs? Wait… sorry, the magical woodland associates (or whatever they’re called now). Half of them look like they just wandered off a Renaissance fair, and the other half seem confused about why they’re in this movie at all. The CGI? I’ve seen more convincing special effects in a Snapchat filter. The apple scene, a crucial moment of suspense and magic, had all the tension of a grocery store checkout line. And don’t get me started on the “modernized” dialogue. Imagine if Shakespeare wrote his plays while scrolling through TikTok, that’s the level of painful cringe we’re dealing with here. The only thing that kept me awake was the sheer absurdity of it all. If you enjoy watching childhood classics get mercilessly rebranded into lifeless, agenda driven cash grabs, then congratulations… this movie was made just for you. For everyone else, save your money and just rewatch Shrek instead. Final Verdict: This movie took “happily ever after” and turned it into “please let it be over.”

Left the theater traumatized. Overall good movie.

Great movie, but it is a little dark, so if you have a young child, I wouldn't recommend it.

#1 movie I have ever seen I am definitely going to be rewatching it, 100% recommended watching.