Lucas Kelley

Alright Alright Alright, lemme tell you something about this movie. There is literally no other movie on the face of this planet that does what this movie does. But if you think about it there are only 3 movies on the face of this planet that even exist, this movie, Avatar and the big lebowski. Wait i already said that. Ah jeez, well anyway I dont think that the earth is really the earth so basically all in all, global warming is real, monarchy governing systems are fake, and aliens are already here. Thank you, this has been my TED talk.

Ladies and Gentlemen the time has come again for the review of the century. Now I know that I said that I would only do this one time this century but I wont lie I sincerely enjoyed writing the last one(search "The Big Lebowski") so because of that I am back for another review, and yes this is 1000000% Lucas so lets just be clear The first thought that I had when I started watching the movie was where in god's green earth did I leave the popcorn, so naturally I had to go and make some but the issue that I was facing was that I forgot that I am deathly allergic to popped items, doesn't matter what it is. So I had to make a trip down to the local marketplace because I was smack dab in the middle of Tehran. This posed an even bigger issue for me, for I cannot see and for the last 23 years I thought that I was living in an augmented reality so this was kinda a proverbial smack to the face when i woke up and realized I wasn't on my home planet of Krazmabar. So eventually I found my popcorn, which was awesome. I ate it all. But that was pretty much the end of me because once again I forgot I was allergic. BUT I forgot I had a stomach transplant 3 years ago and now I have medal organs but because of that I have EXTREMELY short term memory. So all in all I would definitely recommend this movie so anyone who had problems dealing with waking up on a new world.

Wow, first off let me just tell you how honored I am to be the first person to review this here cinematic masterpiece. I don't wanna go telling you sheilas and blokes that I've watched this here over 500 times with a stubby in one hand and my pet Croc, Jemmeson in my lap. But I will admit that no matter how many times I view this. The last scene where Frodo is able to finally get that ring gets me every time. In my opinion the best time to watch this movie is when your three sheets to the wind and in mortal danger of being taken captive by stealth operatives of a hostile foreign nation. Now I know what your thinking, I'd be thinking the same thing if I was in your position. Why would I have to worry about this because I am actually the offspring of John Wick and The Bride(kill bill's Uma Thurman) so naturally self defense against these attackers would be a breeze. You are wrong because the attackers are Crocodile Dundee so no mortal human can defeat him and his army of clones. Overall the movie is a straight ten out of ten with no down parts, If your looking for a movie about a dude just out there living live to the max and not having a single care in the world, Refer to one of my previous reviews on "The Big Lebwoski"