Chad

Trash. Trash x2 Trash x2.5 Seriously though, this movie has so many plot holes I could probably write a movie just based off those. Nothing makes sense when you actually try and think about it, jake has one face the entire movie aside from when he kissed emma. Jake is dumb. Enoch decides to pull out a heart and put it in a giant elephant instead of using the weapon in his hand to stop one of the people from killing olive. Something that would take 5 seconds vs something that took 30 seconds. Enoch is dumb. Emma was in love with jakes grandfather almost a century ago, and in 15 seconds was catching feelings for jake. Emma is dumb. They spent the whole budget on Samuel L Jackson and his amazing work in this movie, everyone else was probably offered a piece of toast for how bad their acting was. JAKES GRANDFATHER DIES AND HE DOESNT EVEN BLINK. ALSO JAKES FATHER IS JUST CONVIENTLY ALWAYS FINDING JAKE RIGHT NEXT TO SOMETHING TRAGIC HAPPENING, AND WHY DOES JAKE ALWAYS WALK 5 FEET FROM SOMETHING DYING. FIRST IT WAS SHEEP, THEN AN OLD MAN. Also the old lady bird was stupid too, she talked to much just to die within her 1 minute of screen time. She didnt even get a piece of toast, she got the first piece of bread. You know, the piece no one likes, but they didnt even toast it. Just straight white bread, no toast, no butter, nothing. Jake talks to his grandpa on the phone in the 1940's, says like two things calls him the greatest grandpa ever then hangs up. He is actually just a robot, I refuse to believe jake is a real character at this point. I ALMOST FORGOT, AT THE END JAKE MEETS UP WITH EMMA TO START EXPLAINING HOW HE GOT BACK AND SAYS "I SPENT TWO MONTHS IN THE NAVY. DONT ASK" like everything in this movie is dumb, the evil characters dont do anything but sit there and talk about how evil they are. Dumb script, dumb movie, dumb jake. I forgot to add, the music choice had to have been done by someone either 60 trying to be 15 or an actual child picking random music they find at target. You have a fighting scene with the music of a nursery rhyme playing at the same time. I would fire whoever chose the music simply out of disbelief, no, fire whoever decided to publish the movie knowing that music was in it. I would die before I ever let that person DJ in my life.