Jordan Post – Google

Hilarious how these brainless satanic directors depict Christians. You actually think we’re oblivious to the real world? You know how much rape, murder, infanticide, demon possession, and every other dark thing imaginable is described in the Bible? You think anyone is impressed with your tiresome repetitive mockery of Christ and christians? We have dealt with actual demons and constant attack from the world and we can’t be broken. You think you little weirdos are going to be able to do it? The family Christ is the most powerful thing on earth and your darkness doesn’t phase us. It only eats away at you. The church has survived literal torture, imprisonment, and death beyond what you could imagine. We also did it willingly. Nothing is stronger than a martyr Christian. It’s impossible to break us. Countless attempts to exterminate us for 2000 years and the church is bigger than ever before. Little twerps like you are not even on our radar.

Pretty fun game and well designed. Great graphics as well. Only problem is having to simulate being around fake cringey Californians. Lame way they dress, act, talk, live is unbearable to be around. No one else in the entire world thinks they’re as cool as they think they are. They’ll have the lamest catch phrases and their only identity is trying to act “cool”. Very one dimensional and pathetic. Hate the way entertainment is going in this direction. No one wants to play as a protagonist that vapes and rides around on a Segway, while waiting for their rich dad to Venmo them some cash to buy some weed and latte type of person. Also, just notice is that how much of a numb skull do you have to be to think, throwing a car battery is going to electrocute somebody? I keep coming back to this review as I progress through the game. My God, California is the cringiest garbage place to live. Everything that every human being on earth, and in history have agreed upon to be a great human being, California does the complete opposite. My God, I’m playing Bruno. One of the most laughable characters in the game. Quit ending his sentences in “yeah?”. Seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

This may be my first Russian game because it’s definitely different from what I’m used to. It’s fun, has great graphic, and keeps me playing. A bit strange though. Like how one of the main enemy is a weird bald robot with a goofy little mustache. The main protagonist is strange too. He’s got unpredictable emotion emitting at random times. His catch phrase “crispy critters” may be the worst one ever. A little all over the place concept wise. First it’s bioshock infinite, then it’s like rapture in bioshock 1, then it feels like far cry, now I don’t know wtf it’s taking me. Still very fun. Can’t believe how well done mundfish first game is. The last thing is subtle hints of communist propaganda you see sprinkled throughout the story. You can really tell how brainwashed they are over there. Solid 4.2/5.