Shashank Kaushik

I came to watch this movie because: A) India me privacy nahi milti hai. B) We live with our parents. C) Theatre khaali tha toh aap samajhdaar ho, samajh gaye hoge. D) Use Tiger pasand hai, aur me Disha ka diwana hu. E) Sasti tickets were like a sugar icing on cake. D) Apne saath saath, baki kono me baithe couples ko make out karke dekh, khushi hui.

I watched this movie with my girlfriend when we were kids, not together but away from each other. Obviously we didn't know each other back then nor each other's existence but now that we are dating, one fine day, we confessed to each other that we both watched this movie when we were young. Thanks to Sunny Pajji, Piggy Chops, And Dimple Queen Preity, I found the love of my life. At times when my girlfriend and I are high on love, she calls me "The Hero: Love Story Of a Spy" and I sing her a few songs from this beautiful nationalist movie. Xoxo

I went to watch this moviea alone. My girlfriend didn't have any idea about it. But id she reads this, she is gonna chip my balls off and feed them to the dogs saying, "It's lichi, khaa lo ise".