Saskia Mathieu

I’m convinced this movie didn’t have a plot. Just two hours of confusion tied together by a motorbike and a horse. The trailer looked amazing, but that was clearly from a parallel universe where the film actually made sense. For the entire runtime, my internal monologue was on repeat “What is this?” “What’s happening?” “Why is that horse back again?” If there were metaphors, they were buried deeper than my will to keep watching, and any “hidden messages” were completely drowned out by the screaming child and barking dog who were possibly the most relatable characters of the night. Easily the worst movie I’ve seen in ages, which is tragic considering Jennifer and Robert are both fantastic actors. They deserved better. We all did.