Watched โThe Old Guard 2โ on Netflix. This is like some kind of goddamned torture.
At first I thought, โThis thing had to be written by AI,โ and then I found myself praying that it had. To think humans actually strung these sentences together severely tests whatโs left of my championing of the human soul.
If there is such a thing yet as AI direction and acting, it is on full display here. You know how, like, when you canโt read French, if the words are spelled phonetically, you can pronounce them and make some sense of whatโs being communicated?
Well, this is like phonetic acting, it resembles something that was once perhaps authentic behavior, but it takes you in the opposite direction โ farther and farther from any clarity or understanding.
And it has the usually at least resourceful and charismatic Charlize Theron, and at least one other actor who isnโt usually a slob.
So disappointing. The first one was a sort of clever diversion of the Wild Bunch archetype. But this thingโฆ