Wish I could give 0 stars.
5 minutes of actual content painfully spread over 144 minutes. Feels like someone scoured Reddit for funny dating anecdotes, and then spent an insane amount of money to hodge-podge them all into a movie.
Severe lack of character and storyline development leaves you totally uninvested. (Not even Sydney Sweeney wearing a bra in pretty much every single scene could save this flop.)
You keep waiting for "the good part", but it never comes. Then you realize the end is "the good part".
