sarah leddy

If it were possible, I would give this not only a 0 zero star rating but I would actually make a petition to have this movie made illegal and have it wiped from human history. It actually made me embarrassed to be a human being. The acting is better on pornhub, and that says a lot. I have seen better acting from 15 yrs olds on tik tok. Storyline is not only pointless and completely anti-climactic but simply utter shite. Characters are so bland, infuriating and contradict everything they say when given the chance. The writing and dialogue is worse than Riverdale, and I didn't think that that has possible. Wardrobe was better in the Flintstones. The wigs on Drag Race are more realistic than the monstrosity that ended up on the female leads head towards the end of the "movie". The only positive I have is that I may have developed a six pack from laughing so much while watching this train-wreck. Overall, I warn anyone contemplating watching this - it is so bad, but you may actually like it in a weird and twisted way. Or if you're just really horny. But like i said, if you're just horny pornhub is the better option. Also this is classified as a "romance" movie, a David Attenborough documentary is more romantic: at least the animals aren't absolute psychopaths. I yield my time.