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I have to write this review because I’m a little shocked at how much I enjoyed this movie. I went in VERY skeptical seeing the reviews and comments, but was pleasantly surprised by all the fan service that almost captured the wonder of the first movie. In the beginning, it felt like they were stroking my nostalgia-dick a little too much, but towards the middle, there was a titanosaurus scene with music from the first movie that moved me to tears. It reminded me of how I felt when I was a kid, seeing the brachiosaurus scene for the first time. But in the end, they still managed to blue ball me. Here’s the rest I didn’t like: - characters making REALLY dumb choices (the snack wrapper, really?) - dinosaur aggro being all over the place (why did the spinos just fuck off while the main characters were chilling on the beach) - predictable deaths based on character importance (and no one seemed to care that the side characters died?!) - the inclusion of a mascot with no ulterior motive - some scenes were direct copies from the first movie - ALSO WHY WERE THEY SO CHILL AT THE END DRIVING AWAY IN THE TINY DINGY WHEN THERE WAS LITERALLY JUST A SPINO/MOSA PARTY THAT ATE HALF YOUR CREW IN THOSE WATERS?!?! Overall, it was exactly as everyone said it was: M I D.

Growing up with The Iron Giant will give you a sense of nostalgia when you watch this film. It’s everything I wanted and everything I needed out of another dystopian robot animation (as there has been many) and honestly, some of the recent ones missed the mark for me. Mommy issues will definitely heighten the experience. The score is undeniably some of the most intensely emotional shit to have been produced since Interstellar. And can I say how perfectly it fits the theme of the film? Because I will and I am and holy crap the score is good. Go watch it now.

One of the bravest and boldest documentaries to bless my eyeballs this year.

Some of the most amazing drag queens slip out of Ru's miniskirt to provide us glimpses into the lives of many flavors of so many different kinds of people. This show has shown me things I've longed for for a long time, that I know I won't truly experience in my own life. But somehow, it resonates in a way that makes me feel like I'm an intimate part of it.

Incredible footage, excellent narrating, captivating and apparently true storyline. This mini docuseries is brilliant. Kudos to the film team.

More blasphemy, more gay shit, extreme depictions of cartoon violence and gore, so filthy I could get pink eye from just watching, and lusty big dicked aroallo demigods. This is queer excellence.

Blasphemy, gay shit, cartoon violence and gore, copious amounts of filth, lusty spider strippers. This is queer excellence.

I really want to give this show at least a 4 star review, but after watching Godzilla Minus One, I believe we need to put these big production companies to a new standard when it comes to handling drama and humanity in the Monsterverse. Compared to Minus One, the humans in Monarch: Legacy of Monsters are one dimensional, bland, irritating, and I quickly skip any scene with over a minute of the now (episode 4-6) dreaded terribly boring dialogue and writing. The modern storyline is also incredibly unbelievable and the characters' obvious plot armor makes any threat Godzilla holds irrelevant. The writing when the modern day characters teleport around the world looking for monsters without much of a scratch of an injury is childlike at best. If you want to go for a more serious tone in a Godzilla feature (as opposed to more campy, like Godzilla vs. Kong, which I fully enjoyed), I will put your feature in full comparison to Minus One. As of episode 9, I’ve changed my review to 3 stars.

Least scary Hell House LLC. Not worth the watch. You can skip this one and go onto Carmichael Manor with no loss to plot.

Best season in Drag Race Herstory. I think Mama Pao is my favorite Host.