Atika B

SPOILER WARNING: This movie could have been cut in half, and then probably cut in half again. Lemme paraphrase this lengthy sulk festival- Brad Pitt is sad, he misses his father, then he's sad again because he misses his girlfriend who pouts a lot over some kind of futuristic Skype that works in space (so probably not Skype). His dad turns out to be a crazy mess who would rather float off into the void than listen to Pitt's monologues (i can't blame him) so Brad realises the girlfriend is a better deal. Too bad he had to travel to Neptune and back to figure that one out and subject us all to this boring movie. Also something about there being no aliens, and at one point an angry monkey in zero G appears. Mind = well and truly not blown.