jeffrey breakstone

Interminable long and drawn out, with instantly forgettable songs. Miscast top-billed actors. Does seem to get a little more interesting near the end, or it could have been my excitement that the slog was almost over.

This is an astonishingly bad movie, with a full complement of obnoxious characters, amateurish acting, silly dialogue, inexplicable creepy things popping up here and there, and, perhaps most fatally, an impossibly convoluted "plot". For those of you who haven't yet succumbed to the Island, avoid this waste of your time like the plague.

Cartoonish characters and a jarring clash of tones mar this absurdist tale of a war between the classes. The real star of the movie is the set of the stunningly beautiful house in which the plotters try to take advantage of the monied clueless dolts who live there.