Vouk Praun-Petrovic

Help, Dees Big Nuts has ruined me, I can no longer fit my now huge nuts into may pants. Help this book has ruined my life, I can no longer wear pants and now everybody is grabbing Deez Nutz. It also gave me ligma. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK, it is evil, and will ruin your life. I don't have much longer to live, I will soon die of ligma, just as the greats before me such as Steve Jobs did, except this time I will be on my death bed without pants or underwear because I can no longer fir Deez Big Nuts into anything. HELP!