Sesame Workshop should have sued those producers for every last euro -- or did Germany still use Deutschmarks back then? Turning two relatively harmless, kid-friendly characters into a gay couple with S&M kinks, a criminal record, and a drug habit is NOT funny. Anybody who grew up watching _Sesamstrasse_ can easily guess who "Unknown #1" and "Unknown #2" really are, even without their old names. This review was brought to you by the letter V as in _Verleumdung_ (slander/defamation).