Elliott Pearson

If there was an award for the world’s worst reality tv show this would win it. I couldn’t even call it fake because that would be an insult to whoever invented that word. I had to make a phone call to the cringe line as i was sweating because i was overloaded with cringeness and they told me to see a doctor. When i saw the doctor they said its sounds you have cringiosis and its recommended to watch large intakes of professional sports and the olympics. Damn you hunted, because If am ever captured alive and taken hostage the torturer will know what to put on to get me to talk. ###cringiosis survivor ###earsandeyesburning