Marcus Switzer

"Skinamarink" has got to be one of those horror movies that's so bad, that it's painful to watch. And the worst part is that I saw a review that discriminates Canadians for this movie, and I think that is way off. I happen to be Canadian, and I'm not taking the rap for this trash. There are plenty of good Canadian horror movies to watch besides this boring waste of time. Good Canadian horror movies like "Afflicted", "The Changeling", "Grave Encounters", "The Void", etc. Just don't watch "Skinamarink", as it is a god awful waste of time, and is extremely painful painful to watch. The entirety of "Skinamarink" looks like it was written by a mental patient, as it is so incoherent. You would have to be a total nutcase, or you were completely high on all drugs, or you have the IQ of a toddler, to make this. A toddler that's never learned to hold a camera. And who taught the "Skinamarink" crew how to position a filming camera? Another toddler? Or perhaps they were taught by a monkey, or maybe they had people with the IQ of a monkey positioning the cameras. A monkey with a really small brain, or perhaps a monkey in its infancy. In fact, I can see the faces of the people that wrote "Skinamarink" now upon reading this review, and a bunch of other IMDB reviews, and most likely a bunch of Rotten Tomato reviews, etc: if you want to see that face, visit my Twitter account, @Marcus4Movie. I think you'll really enjoy the way I really call them out on this trash. P.S. I'm giving this 1 star because it won't let me post this with no stars, even though I would really like to.