Jake Thompson

NEVER. BUY. THIS. GAME. Cool concept, only problem is Ubisoft made it, and they don’t listen to their players. This game is infested with cheaters and lag switchers to the point it’s almost unplayable. Not to mention, the algorithm for matchmaking was probably written by a 4 year old with half a brain left, you get put into matches with people MILES ahead of you. It makes no sense, and it’ll never get fixed. Unfortunately I got sucked into the micro transaction scheme and have invested real money into this game because despite all of its MANY issues, I go back to the game the same way a gambling addict goes back to the slots, maybe I’ll hit it big this time. They add new characters and recycle the same movesets (like the game needs more light spamming and feint artists) and pass it off as improvements when there are still consistent server issues (getting kicked mid match) and massive matchmaking skill levels appropriately seems to be unfathomable. My advice? Never buy this game. Stick to watching the random videos you see of someone who does nothing but play the game, and save yourself the money and the aneurysm. And since I know someone is going to say it, no, I will not get good, or be better at this hot piece of pedophilic godforsaken enraging cashgrabbing syphilitic garbage Ubisoft calls a game. NEVER. BUY. THIS. GAME.

Consider this a review bomb, the deserve it if they won’t unban me. Cowards. Lot of words I could call them, but they can’t censor me, so they’re a bunch of faggot cowards that such cock for a moments respite, enjoy the sick down society owes you