Jordan Shoelick

Good. I guess, the movie was something to behold. Frankly I just got to get to 30 characters at least so I can type like this by doing this at anytime.

This cartoon is pretty solid. About 10 years ago, I invite my son in law to watch this film with me. As for now, my daughter who was supposed to come and see this show with us, she decided to have a bursted appendix or whatever. Needless to say we left her in the car. After we finish watching the climax of the show. We come back into the car seeing my daughter dying inside the car. My son in law then drive her to the hospital where there they told us that she got a brain tumor. And that is literally just like that oni girl horn. A few years later my daughter died of that same brain tumor, and it was in fact not a horn. She fell down the stairs and her blood was everywhere. My son in law said “Pa, I think sis is dead” Needless to say, I forgot my dementia pill (I need to leave the matrix)

I didn’t watch the first movie, however I learned this film existed through: “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent” (2022). I also watched this movie, zero times. I bought a ticket for the movie back in 2017, which is rather funny because I never got to use it. I got arrested before I could use my ticket, turns out not paying your taxes and those ‘Urgent’ letters from the department of Money Theft was mandatory to answer. I did however get to listen to the soundtrack to this movie while my cellmate railed me in the county jail while I awaited trial, that was pleasant at least. The soft harmonies and piano notes from the first act help ment the sores from “Jaquifus the Large” fudging me up the backside. 7/10 Soundtrack. —Jordan

AUGUST 12 2036 THE DEATH PF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12 2036 THE DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. I AM INFERTILE DUE TO EATING SCENTED CANDLES! -9/10 film, good story.

Did not watch the film, cannot speak to quality. My favorite anime is My Hero Academia. i love deku, that is real quality. i love all-might/ Please watch my hero acadmai, 5/5. 11/10 please, please, love deku -Izuku Midoriya (Deku)

I loved calcifer in this movie. The moving castle in Totoro was actually kinda #RAD. My Neighbor No-face said I was kind of a turnip head. In the film: "My Neighbor Totoro" it's clearly shown that the father has kids, right? WRONG! They're clearly NOT his kids, the hair color shown isn't genetically possible to be passed down, therefore they're not even his kids. Much like my neighbor's "schizo" pills weren't mine before I stole them from his backpack. I heard he died of endocarditis cause someone stole his heart medication too, crazy world. Needless to say: 10/10 film. Would watch again! -Jorn

My name is jordan. I love feet-pics and incest porn. What does this have to do with this movie? I don't really know; HOWEVER! What I did learn from this movie is that the best way to make life-long friends is to be a crazy B-word. (My mom says I cannot curse...) So needless to say, This film *truly* struck a cord w/ me. [8/20 anime girl hentai film] would touch again. -Jordan Derek McShoelick.