I would've given it one star but didn't want to be trolly. But don't get me wrong, it's a bad movie. A truly bad movie. It felt like you're watching a series of skits where each skit parodies exactly what a poorly-written, extremely basic scene of that kind would go like. Almost like the writer had a fill-in-the-blank template for names rather than an original script. So it's hard to say whose fault the disaster is, the director and writer, or the actors, because it's just kind of painful to watch. But hey I feel like 9 year old me enjoyed movies like this because I was too young to realize they were bad, so maybe kids would like it?