Alex Royle

Stinky stinky stupid movie. If I was going to shoot myself I wouldn't even watch this movie instead I hate it so much. I have watched as people died and I am now going to die of climate change because stupid orange Donald trump is back in office but id rather all of that THAN WATCH THIS SHIT HOLE OF A MOVIE. My mother died 18 months before I was born and my father is a literal cactus and even yet I would not wish to return to stop 9/11 if it meant I had to watch this movie. I would go back in time and prevent the creation of the minions movies (the greatest franchise to ever exist and you should watch it instead of this shit) if it meant this twat of an artist never made such a stupid excuse of a movie. Who does she think she is taking the absolutely stunning autism people and turning their lives into this horror show. This movie makes car 2 look like a movie made by god himself. If Kanye west hadn't killed god with his epic rap skills then god would have killed himself by excruciatingly eating a billion packs of expired m&ms then watch this atrocious piece of so called "cinema". If this is "cinema" then call me ted krazinsky because I'm about to blow up some buildings (the cinema). Also Jess is very tall and Freddy does not like this movie because it is stinky very stinky. It should take a shower that's how stinky it Is. DO NOT WATCH IF YOU LIKE BEING HAPPY. 0/10 WOULD RATHER SAW OFF MY OWN ARMS WITH MY TABLE LEGS