Jack Drever

Honestly I think this is the worst film I’ve ever watched. Pretentious, disjointed nonsense. Random, unexplained scenes. Unnecessary “arty” shots. Camera angles that are supposed to be edgy or interesting or something but only seem to manage to be annoying. Dialog that’s near incomprehensible. Music that is mostly, and quite literally, just odd violin notes. Unlikeable and uninteresting characters. Probably worst of all, any time there’s any hint that something interesting might be about to happen the scene ends without anything happening and without any explanation, like the director had an idea and then just got bored of it, much like you will with this movie. I can’t put into words how bad this film is. As an example, SPOILER ALERT when the worlds worst knight finally meets the green night you get a 5 minute scene of him sitting down for a day and a night, then the green knight slowly opens his eyes, before closing them again, and then they sit there for the rest of the night until he wakes up in the morning for a chat. I am not exaggerating. Pitiful boring garbage. Don’t waste your life