2 stars because it was bad. But is was so bad that it has cemented itself in the so bad it's good category for me. It you like to pick apart movies and make theories on why such awful decisions in the film making process were made, this is a great time. I laughed so hard I got a headache. I know humor was not the intention of the film, but if you go into with a comedy mindset, it's hilarious. The acting is bad, the graphics are worse, the story is chaotic, and the entire premise is just silly.
