Jaykab Reynolds

After devoting one out of three evenings i get a week to this long drawn out hyped up piece of crap film, i’ve got to say film critics really gotta get over their grotesque and gory brain-candy shot addictions. so many reviews mentioning the cinematography but fail to mention the lack of plot and pacing. God i left that theater feeling like i just wasted 2 hours of my life. William Dafoe was the only thing that made that movie bearable, otherwise it was unbearably uncomfortable forced sex scenes and terrible lighting on a disgusting bill skarsgard that you couldn’t see at all during the movie. Oh besides the ending where you get to see him layed out after a generational orgasm ends a stupid curse. or kills nosferatu? why did the movie feel like i went to the bathroom and came back during a random shot the whole time.