Daniel Romero

If I were a towel, used hard and put away wet. I'd give the film 1 star…But I’m not. So, pop that prep (😉) and bare (back) with me while I expose my (self) reasons for LOVING this exquisite film but also its genuis (large c**k). The film begins, and instantly I was hooked. Often times, low budgets films have to improvise when it comes to quality special effects, and VelociPastor is no exception.. Please don’t let that distract you from the incredible experience that is this film. Another expectation of low budget films is that the acting will be subpar. While, VelociPastor wasn’t able to score an Oscar, nor Golden Globe, every line of dialogue, gesture and silent stare by the actors was deserving of multiple of the aforementioned awards. The actor’s startling performances aside, VelociPastor's script is tightly written and shown the love. Love that only a loving mother could provide her newborn baby. And this baby has sharp dinosaur teeth and claws. The action is rough at times, but also blockbuster-esque. Dark and genuinely funny scenes coupled with a fun story. How could you go wrong! #bmoviegreatness #youthinkimplaying #fightme #hookerdoctorlawyer

Fun, and feminist! A great summer movie and so glad it's upsetting the incel community. #GFyourself #asusual