Ah yes, the cinematic masterpiece no one asked for a toe-tapping vampire musical with the production value of a middle school Halloween play. The blood looks like ketchup on a budget, the makeup's giving โlast-minute costume party,โ and the plot? Somewhere between a fever dream and a bad fanfiction. But hey, at least the vampires sing because nothing says โterrifying creature of the nightโ like an off-pitch show tune.
You need some serious thinking