It was so bad that I was hoping it would turn into a slasher film so everyone would die in the end. I thought it was a joke at first , but when I realized it was not, I wanted to gouge my eyes out. That would've been less painful than subjecting myself to the fingernail-pulling dungeon torture that I endured- the type of torture where you're begging for sweet, merciful death to come sweep you away from this miserable J-Lo filled existence. Then I saw Ben Affleck's butt chin and I knew I had already died and gone to hell.
The End.