Tommy Abad

The Story Makes No Sense. The fight choreography is laughably bad, defying any semblance of logic. It's all so absurd, it wouldn't hold a child's attention, let alone an adult's. This is pure, unadulterated delirium masquerading as a plot. The emotional beats are equally nonsensical. We're supposed to care about a thief we just met who dies within five seconds, over a lifelong friend? It's an insultingly cheap attempt at pathos. In fact, this movie is so devoid of entertainment value, I managed to fall asleep twice! The only reason I'm awake now is because I was so utterly bored, I started writing this scathing review to warn others. Believe me, you'll be thanking me later if you skip this cinematic catastrophe altogether. There's no way part two could possibly be worth your time.