Max Whitehead

This is by far the most painful experience I have ever had in my life. This movie is the cinematic equivalent of having all of your teeth drilled without anesthetic. I'd rather have open heart surgery in a rat-infested dumpster than suffer through another second of this irredeemable pap. Every precious moment pissed away viewing this movie is one that could be spent more productively, like by stapling your nails to your fingers. I only hope everyone involved in birthing this atrocity finds a way to make peace with their sin, because I fear salvation may be beyond them.