Matt Samet

Sleeper mini-classic of a thriller. Well worth the watch for a Saturday-night flick.

This is a good movie to nap to. It seems to take place in a hospital or perhaps a parking lot. Who knows, and really, who cares? I know I didn’t!

Plodding and pointless. Unlikable characters. Zero plot. Depressing. Ugh.

Sadly, this movie lacks kung fu. Had it had more--or any--kung fu, it would have been interesting. If, however, you like slow, comp-lit-major-level-pretentious conversations in cars, lots of snow, sub-Lynchian cheap, cryptic symbolism, and random musical numbers, but could do without kung fu, then this is the movie for you. Though it is 29 hours long. So you'll want a Big Gulp full of Mountain Dew and lots of popcorn so you don't die of dehydration or malnutrition while watching it. Next time, Charlie, more kung fu.